I try to steal??

Spam……something we tend to delete without a seconfd look because that’s what we’ve learnt to do…because after all, by vitue of its name, its all junk innit….

Wrong….

I happened to have the good fortune of opening one of my spam mails the other day ( don’t worry amma I haven’t infected my computer and myself with viruses)…and uncovered this gem……

It isn’t much really…but the bad grammar coupled with the naïve confidence of amateur trickery and its ability to invoke curiosity….and most of all the raw simplicity of it all…..just made me laugh…..



regardless, I managed to resist the temptation to open the file “ranking.zip”…..

Oh to be sweet 17....

One of those signs displayed next to the cashier at my beloved Reject Shop……as much as I love the place, I couldn’t help taking this picture so I can mock em….



And now focus on this bit……



So.....

If i were 17, it'd be easier to be an armed criminal than a vandal???!!!

Oh….the inescapable logic of it all……

Blood and Gore....

I guess I’ll be dealing a lot more with these things later on…but for now the novelty value of my job has yet to wear off…..Here’s the stuff I toss around every week….



for a closer look…



I love my job……