Revelations.......

It is time.....

Long i have waited.....long this terrible secret has lingered inside me.....and long i have ached to reveal myself to the world.....

And now....it is time....

A wise man once spoke to me of a myth of a half-spider-half-man, of wondrous powers, who produced webs out of his fingers, flew high above us but yet roamed among us in the day........they called him Spiderman.

Twas not long ago that i made the startling discovery.....that it was no longer a myth.....



Something was growing inside of me.....and it was bursting to get out....I just had to find a way.....



And just as i realised that my life was about to change forever, my thoughts proved eerily prophetic....for i began to change.....


The metamorphosis had a grip on me and i could not break free....

And before i new it, my body was barely able to contain me...as i grew and grew...and morphed before my very eyes....


Bestowed with size and strength of superhuman leanings, i struggled to come to terms with what my new powers meant for me...and what place i now held in the cosmic scheme of things.....for "with great power comes great responsibility"....

Whoever came up with that line failed to mention that with great power also comes....

a helluva lotta fun.......



UP, UP AND AWAY!!!